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The Qualifications Required  to be a Secular in India

This Communal- Secular pair of labels has attained the widest currency of all political words. We face a peculiar problem here. The meanings which these words have acquired in India's political parlance are not even remotely related to the meanings which the dictionaries assign to them. It would not be an exaggeration to say that although these two words belong to the English language, their meanings in India have become exclusively Indian.

The word secular is defined in the dictionaries as "the belief that the state, morals, education, etc. should be independent of religion." But in India it means only one thing -- eschewing everything Hindu and espousing everything Islamic.

Every one who wants to qualifying as secular should subscribe to the following articles of faith :

 

  1. the Muslims in India after independence have become a poor and persecuted minority;
  2. they are being deprived of their fair share in the fruits of development;
  3. their religion and culture are not getting legitimate expression in public life and media;
  4. they are not being given employment in public and private sectors in proportion to their population; and
  5. the preponderance of Hindus in the security forces puts in grave peril the lives, honour and properties of Muslims.
Every Hindu politician or pen-pusher who aspires to pass the test has to
  1. proclaim that Islam stands for equality and human brotherhood;
  2. celebrate the prophet's birthday with fanfare and throw an iftar dinner at the end of Ramzan;
  3. attend Urs of sufis and Urdu mushairas;
  4. support the claim of Urdu to be the second state language in all states where Muslims are in a minority;
  5. admire whatever passes for Islamic art and architecture;
  6. relish Muslim cooking and appreciate Muslim dress and demeanour;
  7. abuse Israel and applaud Arab countries.
He should also keep quiet or look the other way when Muslims
  1. breed like rats;
  2. refuse to give modern education to their children;
  3. push their women into purdah;
  4. practise polygamy;
  5. start street-riots at the slightest pretext;
  6. rejoice over every Pakistan victory and every Indian defeat in sports; and
  7. invite and protect infiltrators from across the borders. And he should not whisper a word when Arab governments pour petro-dollars and professional preachers of Islam into this country in order to convert the weaker sections of Hindu society.
Even these positive services rendered to Islam are not sufficient for a Hindu politician or pen-pusher out to earn the secular certificate. One is not secular unless one harbours and expresses a pronounced anti-Hindu animus. One should lodge an immediate protest against the least little expressionm of Hindu religion or culture in public media and at government functions. One should frown upon every government dignitary performing a pooja in a Hindu temple or going to Hindu place prilgrimage. One should accuse all educational, cultural and research institutions of hiding Hindu communalists. One should put the blame squarely on the RSS for every communal riot. And so on, the list of one's grievances against Hindu society should be as long as one's love for Islam and Muslims.

The definition of communal is a logical corollary of the above definition of secular. The dictionaries define the word communal as "pertaining to community, owned in common,, shared." But Hindus in India have only to say that they belong to a community and that they share a culture in common. They immediately provoke secularists of all hues to come down upon them. In fact, the word Hindu itself has become a dirty word, almost an obscenity in India' political parlance. Woe betide the Hindu who dares say that India is his ancestral homeland and that his religion and culture also have a case. He will be immediately denounced as a Hindu chauvinist. A Hindu who blunders into reading Indian history with his own eyes who finds that his society has suffered immeasurably at the hands of Islamic imperialism, and who cries out that this aggression should now stop, makes the Leftists mad with fury. They brand him as an enemy of public peace and national integration. They find in him a fiend who is plotting a genocide of the "poor Muslim minority."

Below is the Muslim scholar's post-Godhra prescription for Indian Muslims. Dr Zakaria

Elsewhere in his book, with regard to reform in Personal Laws as a prelude to a uniform civil code, Dr Zakaria comes with another home truth viz 'Muslims should not oppose something without knowing what it will be.'

All in all, Dr Zakaria's comprehensive diagnosis-cum-prescription is breath taking and path breaking. It is as though it were written out by the RSS chief himself. Indeed the essence of Dr Zakaria's prescription lies in what he says Sardar Patel told him in a personal meeting on May 19, 1950: 'The goodwill of the majority was the best safeguard for a minority.' Now wasn't that precisely what the RSS resolution said earlier this year? Wasn't that which got so much flak from the leftists and Patel's Congress descendants?

Dr Zakaria's courageous, almost historic, message would have been even more meaningful if he had told the Muslims about the Parsis, a minority that's probably the most liked community in India. Without raising a whimper about their unique religion and their rights, the Parsis have produced national luminaries in the field of law, industry, business, medicine, journalism and banking. The Parsis are the ones which the Muslims must emulate.

On the whole though, the Indian nation must stand up and say 'Million thanks' to Dr Zakaria. And the least that the secular media must do is to give the widest possible exposure to the Islamic scholar's advice on what the Muslims should do ...beginning now.