| Hells_Gate. By Jelly_Beans. 12/11/2002 At 05:28 The freedom of the printed form.  Hells_Gate. The cartoon is about a person in "fascist" Singapore. The male person was out walking a number of dogs. Along come two council workers. Their job was to shoot stray dogs. Therefore, they opened fire and killed the person walking the dog's, plus a few dogs. This matter went to court. They claimed they did not see the person with the dogs. The judge's decision was to fine the council workers, more for the dogs than the person they killed, with no jail time. I have been reading where 'slave labor' is allowed into Singapore to work as domestics. The government tax is at a greater amount than the balance of their wages they receive. Benefits some woman received is being rooted by their employers. What a greasey style race. Very little support for the dog walker at the pearly gates, just 'Go To Hell'. This cartoon fax was sent to the following persons, Maurice Gordon Teague, Maude Linklater Teague, Julie Newton, Michael J Timings, Gordon Dollmore a typist, the Sheriff Peter Fantham, Brian Scott Palliser, James O'Neill, in Christchurch New Zealand, whose names then finished up on a "Harassment" list, appear to have set them selves up. You now have the story that was not in when the typist faxed this cartoon. http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=harassment&r-2 "Fascist" Singapore is such a free country there is no Indymedia site.
URL:: http:// >>Add a comment No terminal dying by age. Maurice Teague died in a car exp-los-ion. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God. "Well, Maurice, I am really confused on this call. I am not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped relive society by helping yourself to other people's property. I am going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I am going to let you decide where you want to go!" Maurice replied, "Well, thanks, God. What is the difference between the two." God said, "I am willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first." God said, "I am going to leave that up to you." Maurice said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Maurice went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, ‘which he had never enjoyed’, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Maurice was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Maurice thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Maurice Teague went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late multi-millionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Maurice shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by the demons of the past sins. "How's everything going, Maurice" God asked. Maurice responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water." God says, "That was the screen saver".
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