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| | Oil War Jingles
Three short jingles
South to the Cape of Good Hope We should lift the UN From its New York playpen Send it south, to the Cape of Good Hope Stop bottle-feeding it old US dollars Get it away from suspicious dog collars. Send it south to the Cape of Good Hope. ---- We all sent flowers To Susie from Oklahoma From our hearts we all sent flowers for those you lost in your falling towers But for sixty years where there were bowers your bombs have brought tears in bloody showers. Their thunder somehow seemed to drown children, from Cologne to Baghdad, sobbing, as their worlds fell down. Susie, my lost love, these are real tears, these. Stop it, will youall, Please? ---- The Gift of Odd Between Canada and Mexico there's a growing moral hole where the citizens of Texaco are sucking on the dole. It's exactly matched by the hole in the sky that has gone just a little bit dim. But the suckers never, ever ask why as they polish their SUVs' trim. It's the whim of an old stealth bomber, they say who lives very high in the sky, a god called Odd, from Even, with a limitless underground pie. With thanks to John Dique, for the notion of "Odd from Even." Signalman Second Class Jones. Australia Copyleft
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